In August 1995 former "Poison" lead-singer Bret Michaels spent
a productive week at my studio in Vancouver. I helped him complete three songs,
one of them titled "Human Zoo".
A bona fide rock star, Bret knows
everyone in Hollywood. Plus,
he's a great story-teller (try to imagine "Kid Rock meets David Lee Roth"). It made for an entertaining week, to say the least.
Unfortunately nothing immediately happened with the three songs we wrote, and I completely forgot about them for nearly
ten years.
Then, in June 2004 I heard about a film called
"A Letter From Death Row" -- written, directed and starring Bret Michaels. Glancing at the credits, I noticed the soundtrack included a song titled
"Human Zoo". Hmmm. I wondered if it might be similar to the "Human Zoo" song I'd written with Bret back in '95?
A bit more research
proved that the two songs were, in fact, one and the same (see the audio samples above). There was
just one problem: Bret had neglected to credit me as a co-writer!
My publisher contacted Bret's publisher and tried to have the error corrected, but Bret
vehemently denied that I'd had any involvement in the song!
I considered pursuing the matter further, but then I heard that the "Death Row Soundtrack" CD only sold 2,000 copies. In other words, my share of the royalties (if I could get Bret to pay up) wouldn't buy a tank of gas for my car.